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por Apocalipse
Col. Hans Landa: Now if one were to determine what attribute the German people share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a hawk. But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. If a rat were to walk in here right now as I’m talking, would you treat it to a saucer of your delicious milk?
Perrier LaPadite: Probably not.
Col. Hans Landa: I didn’t think so. You don’t like them. You don’t really know why you don’t like them. All you know is you find them repulsive. Consequently, a German soldier conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Jews. Where does the hawk look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywhere *he* would hide, but there’s so many places it would never occur to a hawk to hide. However, the reason the Führer’s brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Because I’m aware what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity.
GOD WHAT A GREAT SCRIPT.
every time i look at those scars i feel like i’m going to vomit. i would literally do anything to have them gone. i’m ashamed that i ever even put them there to begin with.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Ok. For those of you unfamiliar with origami diagrams, dash-dash-dash lines mean valley fold (points away from you) and dash-dot-dash lines mean mountain fold (points towards you). For me, dot-dot-dot lines mean cutting.
For this you’ll need to start with a square of paper and have a pair of scissors, a protractor, and a pencil at the ready. The paper should be either very thin, or as I have it, very large; the ten-point spirograph requires more folds than the eight point.
1: Fold diagonally in half.
2: Fold into quarters as shown.
3: Rotate 45 degrees so that it appears as in the next picture.
4: Use your protractor to mark every 18 degrees as shown.
5: Starting from the open side, fold the top layer only along the marks, alternating between mountain and valley folds.
(It should look like an accordion after that)
6: Flip the whole model horizontally, so that the accordioned flap is on the bottom.
7: Fold the uncreased flap the same way, using the creased flap as a template to guide you.
(FULL ACCORDION! This shows the square unfolded to 1/2.)
8: Compress the accordion as shown in the next picture.
9: You will notice there are inner flaps. You have to cut off the top points, and where you cut should be determined by the innermost flap; try to cut just at the top of that shortest flap. (Flap is a very silly noun.) Also cut off the bottom points as shown.
10: Cut out a triangular section as shown.
11: Another, slightly smaller…
12: Again. In this step and the next cuts be sure to keep an eye on the back side of the model; the paper tends to creep during these cuts, and you could end up severing an important piece if you don’t watch out.
13: Another…
14: You know the drill. (Heheh it looks like a drill I’ll be quiet now)
15: Smaller cuts…
16: Even smaller…
17: OK UNFOLD NOW…
Bam! There it is! A beautiful ten-point spirograph, as seen in Homestuck. Tape them to the ceiling at your Homestuck christmas party! Use them as your tree-skirt!
Blow people’s minds! Put an eight-point spirograph in the middle! Find some green paper for the large one and make a horde of small red ones, tape ‘em together for a wreath! Show me what you do with them! Please! Thanks for reading!
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jesus FUCK i literally cannot handle anything anymore you say even a word and i start crying and getting really upset with myself just lol anyone does anything and i find a way to relate it to myself and suddenly it’ll be a reason to just hate myself more than i already do
fuck’s sake
jesus dick you need to grow up and be truthful with me
you tell me that my happiness is really important to you
and then when i FINALLY AM HAPPY you get all upset about it and say that it’s “old news”
i don’t mind if you’re upset because it’s completely understandable
but you can’t tell me that you’re happy that i’m happy and then go off and get really upset at me for something that isn’t even under my control
it isn’t my fault that my parents let my girlfriend sleep over but they don’t let your boyfriend sleep over
jessica made me this little bracelet for christmas with a heart on it and she wrote me a poem and i just gojfdmkf i can’t breathe okay these are the best presents she could ever give to me because she made them herself i wouldn’t care if the bracelet looked like poop and the poem read horribly i just wouldn’t care because she made them for me with her own two hands and i’m just so happy oh gosh.
by the way the bracelet is REALLY CUTE FUCK
and the poem was absolutely gorgeous like i don’t even know what to say about it besides that ogmfdhjk
